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Armen J. Geils Band J. He then tells an anecdote about the time he spotted his Sizzler co-worker Marty trying to carry a big couch up a flight of stairs. He asks if Marty needs help, to which Marty replies sarcastically, "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw. Marty then points out that his remark was not serious, but Al questions how he was supposed to know. This reminds him of yet another incident in which a man tells him he "hasn't had a bite in three days".

He responds by biting his jugular vein, but believes he "just can't take a joke" when he doesn't laugh.

At this point, Al loses his train of thought, and reveals that the point he was attempting to make was his hatred for sauerkraut. He ends the song by attempting to give advice to the listener, claiming that no matter how hard life is, there's "still a little place called Albuquerque". At the end of the song around , after the music ends , faint laughter can be heard in the background.


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He's cracking up because of the stupid chord he played at the end of the song. Contrary to Yankovic's belief that the song would not be popular, it was one of the best-received songs from the album, and Yankovic incorporated the song as an encore to his tours. During the guitar solo of the third chorus, Yankovic sometimes introduces West eagerly, but West plays " Mary Had a Little Lamb " instead of the real solo.

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Yankovic acts disappointed, and West walks away acting ashamed. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. No Replies Log in to reply. There was an error. General Comment General Comment I personally am a Sagittarius, so I have some work to do General Comment Dude.

I'm a taurus.. All i do is a bunch of stuff.

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And the happiness thing Oh well. General Comment Is it just me, or is Al getting a little weird on us all? General Comment Such an amazing song, the first time I heard the sagittarius thing i nearly died. He found a way to make the song apply to all the listeners, but not to him.

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Theo Reo. He's a Libra. Flag daggyboy23 on January 20, General Comment i play wackamole everyday and i only get 7 hours sleep everynight and i eat whilst im playin General Comment Al's a virgo?

So am i!